- Title Card: "IF."
- Title Card: As useless as lemonade at a bootleggers' picnic.
- Title Card: Marjorie Dare - Heiress. Owner of the Midvale Salt Company, but - more sugar than salt herself.
- Greenwood Valley Indian: White chief bring papoose long time ago. His shot in head - maybe crazy. Not know his name. Me fix him, call him Ben Tangleface. Keep him, two - three years. Me no tell nobody nothing before.
- Mrs. Davenport: Electric glims, talk box and all conveniences, away out here in the wilderness! Say Stewart, when it comes to putting on the swell, you're it.
- Stewart Leighton: Wait! I love you Marjorie. I tried to win you honorably. I want to marry you now. It is night, we are alone. Think it over.
- Title Card: Where tragedy ends - a honeymoon begins.