- Spanky: Can't you say anything but "remarkable"?
- Kid who says 'Remarkable': Yes!
- Spanky: Well, for the love of Pete, say it!
- Kid who says 'Remarkable': Remarkable!
- Dickie: What a life. School all week, and we have to take care of kids on Saturdays. It's the bunk, I say.
- Stymie: [referring to his little brother, Cotton] Believe me, brother, this guy is the last baby I'm ever gonna have.
- Spanky: Where did you get your baby brother in the first place?
- Stymie: Oh, I just prayed for a little baby brother, and the stork brought him.
- Spanky: Hey, what's a stork?
- Stymie: It's a goofy-lookin' duck on stilts.