- Julie Clochessy Wilson: But, Ken, what are you doing in bed?
- Kenneth L. 'Ken' Bixby: Well, I meant to get up, but, something happened.
- Elizabeth Clochessy: What?
- Kenneth L. 'Ken' Bixby: Well, I lost the bottom of my pajamas.
- Kenneth L. 'Ken' Bixby: Great kid, Junior.
- Harvey Wilson: Hey, wait a minute.
- Kenneth L. 'Ken' Bixby: Great kid, Junior!
- Julie Clochessy Wilson: But, I don't understand, who is Junior?
- Kenneth L. 'Ken' Bixby: Can't you guess?
- Julie Clochessy Wilson: Why, why?
- Harvey Wilson: I didn't know you were married.
- Julie Clochessy Wilson: Why, no.
- Kenneth L. 'Ken' Bixby: I'm not.
- Harvey Wilson: You're not?
- Kenneth L. 'Ken' Bixby: Bohemian.
- Richview Hotel Bellboy: Is there anything else?
- Anne Rogers, Bixby's Secretary: If one could get rye in a Cleveland hotel how much would it cost?
- Richview Hotel Bellboy: Seven.
- Anne Rogers, Bixby's Secretary: Oh, that's too much.
- [turns away]
- Richview Hotel Bellboy: Are you in the... theatrical profession?
- Anne Rogers, Bixby's Secretary: Something like that, yes.
- Richview Hotel Bellboy: Hmm, then if you're in the profession and you could get it, you get it for six.
- Anne Rogers, Bixby's Secretary: Suppose I took four?
- Richview Hotel Bellboy: Then you could get it for five.
- Anne Rogers, Bixby's Secretary: All right.
- [turns to go get the money]
- Richview Hotel Bellboy: Too bad you can't get it.
- [Irritated, Anne goes to throw paper at him as he rushes out the door, laughing to himself]