- Joseph Phineas 'Joe' Stevens: [regarding a bounced check] You'll learn that money doesn't come out of fountain pens.
- John Calhoun: Miss Mason, these gentlemen are going to give you a complete physical examination.
- Dorothy Mason: Me? All three of them? And I thought there was a depression.
- Joseph Phineas 'Joe' Stevens: Doc, I want...
- [seeing the doctor has his head down on his desk]
- Joseph Phineas 'Joe' Stevens: Are you drunk again?
- Dr. Buchanan Prescott: No, no, it isn't that, Joe. As if I... I'm worried.
- Joseph Phineas 'Joe' Stevens: What is it now? Somebody water your bourbon?
- Joseph Phineas 'Joe' Stevens: Here I thought your interest in me was purely personal. Now I find out it's just another case of a beautiful client looking for a homely lawyer.
- Dorothy Mason: Oh, I don't think *you're* homely.
- Joseph Phineas 'Joe' Stevens: I've got a doctor who could find something wrong with Samson. And why not? Samson was an accident case. Building collapse.
- Floppy Phil Montague: I'll call Mr. Stevens, if he says alright to call Dr. Schmidt, then okay.
- Mrs. Mannheimer: No. No, uh, I call Dr. Schmidt.
- Floppy Phil Montague: Just wait, just a minute.
- Mrs. Mannheimer: He is a good doctor. He is a German doctor. And all good doctors is Germans.
- Floppy Phil Montague: I understand all that's been changed since Hitler was elected.
- Aloysius P. McCarthy: I can't figure it. I only stole 50 bucks, and you want two hundred and 70. So I lose 220 bucks for pinching 50. It don't make sense.
- Joseph Phineas 'Joe' Stevens: Technocracy, my boy, technocracy.
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