- Fifer Pig, Fiddler Pig: Who's there?
- Wolf: I'm a poor little sheep with no place to sleep. Please open the door and let me in.
- Fifer Pig, Fiddler Pig: Not by the hair on our chinny-chin-chin. You can't fool us with that old sheepskin.
- Practical Pig: Who's there?
- Wolf: [dressed with a mask looking like a Jewish man wearing a brown coat; singsong] I'm the Fuller Brush Man. I'm giving a free sample.
- Practical Pig: [takes brush] Thank you.
- Wolf: Now I gotcha!
- [Wolf tries to grab his prey through a chain bolted door, but got slammed by the same brush twice, got thrown from the welcome mat pulled under him, and the brush tossed away on top of the stunned wolf]
- Wolf: Oh, ALRIGHT! By the hair on your chinny-chin-chin, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house in!
- Fifer Pig: I'll punch him in the nose.
- Fiddler Pig: I'll tie him in a knot.
- Fifer Pig: I'll kick him in the chin.
- Fiddler Pig: We'll put him on the spot.
- [Both make machine gun sounds]
- Practical Pig: You can play and laugh and fiddle / Don't think you can make me sore / I'll be safe and you'll be sorry / When the Wolf comes to your door.
- Fifer Pig, Fiddler Pig: [singing] Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Wolf, Big Bad Wolf? Who's afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
- Fifer Pig: I build my house of straw / I build my house of hay / I toot my flute / I don't give a hoot / And play around all day.
- Fiddler Pig: I build my house of sticks / I build my house of twigs / With a hey-diddle-diddle / I play on the fiddle / And dance all kinds of jigs.
- Practical Pig: I build my house of stone / I build my house of bricks / I've had no chance / To sing and dance / 'Cause work and play don't mix.
- Practical Pig: See? I told you what would happen / When that big wolf came around / Only bricks and stone are wolf-proof / Now, at last, you're safe and sound.
- Fifer Pig, Fiddler Pig: [singing] He don't take no time to play, time to play, time to play, / All he does is work all day...
- [fife and fiddle play]
- Practical Pig: You can play and laugh and fiddle. / Don't think you could make me sore. / I'll be safe and you'll be sorry / when the wolf comes through your door.