Stuart Erwin credited as playing...
Mr. William Watts
- Bramwell Van Dusen, a Lawyer: [speaking of Miss Douglas] Hey, are you going for her?
- Mr. William Watts: Aw, she wouldn't look at me. I just like her, so I want to get her the best husband I can to make her happy. That's why you got to do something about Allie.
- Bramwell Van Dusen, a Lawyer: Did you ever try to do anything about Allie?
- Mr. William Watts: I should say not!
- Bramwell Van Dusen, a Lawyer: When she decides she likes a man, he likes it or else.
- Mr. William Watts: Or else what?
- Bramwell Van Dusen, a Lawyer: Or else he learns to like it.
- Mr. William Watts: Well, you talk to her. Explain that she's not the one for Don.
- Bramwell Van Dusen, a Lawyer: I did.
- Mr. William Watts: What did she say?
- Bramwell Van Dusen, a Lawyer: Oh, an assortment of things. Almonds, pecans, filberts, walnuts.
- Mr. William Watts: She'd probably say the same thing to me if I talked to her.
- Bramwell Van Dusen, a Lawyer: Yeah, only in one word.
- Mr. William Watts: [introducing] Miss Summers, uh, Miss Douglas.
- Allie Summers: Oh, yes. You're the little girl on the front desk, aren't you?
- Cynthia Douglas: Yes. I've taken your application many times.
- Mr. William Watts: [looking at stacks of letters] Gee, mister, just think, all of these men want to get married.
- Postal Clerk: Well, you can't blame that on the government!