- Serpent: Why don't you try and red apple him? Remember, an apple a day will keep the leaves away.
- Emperor Nero: [singing] There is no riddlin' about my fiddlin' when I put rhythm in the bow. I bear down on my G-string with everything I've got. You should hear how my G-string sounds when it gets hot...
- Queen Gwinevere: [singing] He got there just the same. Each night they'd float on a moonlit boat while they talked of this and that. And when he'd toot on his little lute, you could her her say "Don't ever *do* that." They never were profane. With thees and thous and courtly bows; but, they got there just the same...
- Harold - Singer on Beach: What's a poor fellow going to do? Look at these beautiful girls!
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- Harold - Singer on Beach: Look at that gorgeous creature there. Look at that lovely, curly hair. Look at that baby. Look at them lookin' her over...