Eugene Pallette credited as playing...
Flood
- Joe Flood: Some dame telephoned and said that you slapped her on the...
- Terry Riley: Oh, that, yeah.
- Joe Flood: Yeah, oh that, so what?
- Terry Riley: Oh, that was purely an accident.
- Joe Flood: How could it be an accident?
- Terry Riley: Oh, I was gonna slap her on the shoulder and she bent over.
- Terry Riley: A friend of mine, a girl, she needs a job. Was workin' at a hotel switchboard and I thought, maybe, well, you know, I thought maybe you could get her on here.
- Joe Flood: You're sure she's competent?
- Terry Riley: Oh, you bet she is! I knew you'd fix it up.
- Joe Flood: Well, I'm, maybe I could find a place for her.
- Terry Riley: Ah, that's swell, Joe!
- Joe Flood: Let me see. If I use a little pull, I could probably get her the right spot, you know. Somethin' easy.
- Terry Riley: Ah, that's great. I knew you'd figure it out.
- Joe Flood: Yeah, I could. If I wanted to.
- Terry Riley: Ah, thanks.
- Joe Flood: But I wouldn't give a friend of yours the right time!
- Terry Riley: What?
- Joe Flood: Anybody you know ought to be picked up as a suspicious character.
- Terry Riley: Hey, now lay off, Joe. You're not talkin' about a tramp.
- Joe Flood: Competent, huh? Well, I'll tell you the job I had in mind for her. Some place in a nut factory! Any dame that'd fall for you ain't competent. She's an imbecile!
- Joe Flood: You sure find yourself a gal. Yeah! You find a prize dame. Out of a million skirts, you gotta pick a itchy-fingered Molly.