John Eldredge credited as playing...
Horace Barry Jones
- Daphne Flowers: If I'd known that, I'd never 've acted in your play.
- Damon Welles: Oh, eh, Daphne, my love, you've never acted in any play and never will.
- Horace Barry Jones: You try to cheapen everything, both of you. Well, you can't!
- [to Damon]
- Horace Barry Jones: I know about you, you've had a hangover for the last ten years.
- [to Daphne]
- Horace Barry Jones: You, you just hang over with him! You're two cronic grouches.
- [Horace exits]
- Daphne Flowers: Oh, the poor sap. You didn't mean all those things you said about his play, did ya, honeykins?
- Damon Welles: If I'd said what I really thought, I'd 've made him cry.