- Larry: Pardon me, stranger.
- Mr. McGurn: What do you want?
- Larry: I'm a musician!
- Mr. McGurn: So?
- Larry: So, if you had some music playing around here, you might increase business.
- Mr. McGurn: How much dough do you generally take?
- Larry: About 250, but for you, I'll take 200.
- Mr. McGurn: I'll give you a bowl of soup.
- Larry: I'll take it!
- Mr. McGurn: ...if you're good!
- Larry: Okay.
- [under his breath]
- Larry: Gee, hope the soup's good.
- [KO Stradivarius tries to leave the boxing ring but gets caught in the ropes]
- Curley, aka K.O. Stradivarius: Time out! Time out!
- Moe: I suppose you'll want the afternoon off.
- Moe: [trying to help a young woman stuck in the mud] Gimme a hand.
- Curley, aka K.O. Stradivarius: Which one?
- Moe: [slapping him] Get on the bumper.