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W.C. Fields in You're Telling Me! (1934)

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You're Telling Me!

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  • Sam Bisbee: It's a funny ol' world... Man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
  • Princess Lescaboura: Mrs. Bisbee, you're the luckiest woman in the world.
  • Pauline Bisbee: Is my husband dead?
  • Sam Bisbee: [to Mrs. Bisbee] My little daughter doesn't have to be in a hurry to marry anyone.
  • [to Pauline]
  • Sam Bisbee: Pick and choose, dear. Liberty is sweet. Once you're married, it's just like being in jail.
  • Sam Bisbee: [to the Princess, who he believes is contemplating suicide] When you wake up in the morning and find yourself dead, you'll regret it.
  • Sam Bisbee: [to his assistant] If I had enough money to pay your back salary, I'd fire you.
  • Sam Bisbee: Thank you, Mayor. You haven't a little dram on your hip, have you?
  • Sam Bisbee: [on his golf clubs] I bought a wonderful club in Toronto.
  • Princess Lescaboura: Did you?
  • Sam Bisbee: Yeah.
  • [to his caddy]
  • Sam Bisbee: Give me the Canadian Club.
  • Sam Bisbee: Stand clear and keep your eye on the ball!
  • [repeated line]
  • Sam Bisbee: Drat!

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