- Larry: [after Moe has whistled for he and Curley to come to his side] What's the matter?
- Moe: How do you spell "chrysanthemum"?
- Larry: [thinks for a moment, looking confused]
- Moe: Oh, ignorant, eh?
- [slaps Larry, turns to Curley]
- Moe: How do you spell it?
- Curley: [very quickly] C-h-r-y-s-a-n-t-h-e-m-u-m.
- Moe: [pause] Why weren't you here a minute ago?
- [slaps Curley]
- Curley: [looking up, after Moe has instructed an art student to pose as if she was looking at a group of grouse flying overhead] I don't see any grouse.
- Moe: [kicks Curley] See any now?
- Curley: No.
- Moe: [kicks Curley again] See any now?
- Curley: No.
- Moe: [hits Curley on the top of the head]
- Curley: Ah, look at the grouse!
- [the remaining stooges look up]
- French Art Student: Gentlemen
- [Moe, Larry, and Curly turn around to look for the gentlemen]
- French Art Student: I am an artiste!
- Larry: I am an artiste too!
- Curley: Oh, a pair of drawers, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
- Curley: Mister, I haven't tasted food in three days.
- Man Curly Asks for a Meal: Well I wouldn't worry about it, it still tastes the same.
- Man in Car: What would you do if you held the Queen alone?
- Larry: It all depends.
- Man in Car: Depends on what?
- Larry: When the King is expected home.
- Professor Fuller: Boys, to become great artists, you must start from the bottom up.
- Larry: Yes?
- Curley: Yes?
- Moe: Yes?
- Professor Fuller: So you may begin by painting this floor.
- Larry: [pointing at Curly] Say, if he thinks I'm gonna paint this floor, I hope you drop dead.