Carl 'Alfalfa' Switzer credited as playing...
Alfalfa
- Spanky Leonard: I'm not no Yankee! I'm a Southern gentleman!
- Alfalfa: How ya gonna prove it?
- Spanky Leonard: Well, I've gotta slave!
- Alfalfa: Oh, you have not.
- Spanky Leonard: Tell him who you are?
- Buckwheat: I his slave.
- Spanky Leonard: First, we gotta find a secret place to have our meetings.
- Alfalfa: I've got jes' the place!
- Spanky Leonard: Sure it's secret enough?
- Alfalfa: It's so secret, maybe I can't find it myself.
- Yankee General: Just who is surrendering?
- Spanky Leonard: The Royal Protection of Women and Children Regiment Club of the World and Mississippi River.
- Yankee General: Oh, I refuse to accept your sword, son. You won a moral victory.
- Spanky Leonard: You mean, we don't have to surrender and still keep our fort?
- Yankee General: Exactly, you should all be commended for your bravery.
- Spanky Leonard, Alfalfa: Hooray!
- Alfalfa: Cover up, he's coming this way.
- Spanky Leonard: Who?
- [the Gang then quickly cover up, holding tree branches, to hide Louella, from Simmons]
- Spanky Leonard: [Also during this scene, Spanky walks, holding a stick, with a bonnet tied to the top & a feminine cape, on its frame, that appears as if Louella is walking alone and drew Simmons' attention and deceiving him, until Spanky walked under a low tree branch, that pulled the back cape off and Simmons saw Spanky. Spanky then quickly fled]
- [Marshall Valient and Louella did a light quick kiss, in haste]
- Spanky Leonard: You can't shoot Capt. Marsh! You gotta do somethin' to help him!
- Lt. Johnson: I'm sorry, sonny, but, it's beyond my power to do anything. You'll have to get a higher authority than I am.
- Alfalfa: What's a higher authority?
- Spanky Leonard: Well, it's like you're second general and I'm first.