- G. Gadsby Holmes - aka Shakespeare: You've had your fun, now let's pack up and get out of here.
- Jeffery Carson: What's your hurry - you've got no place to go. Besides, this is no time to run off, they're starting another round-up tomorrow.
- G. Gadsby Holmes - aka Shakespeare: Yeah, well, I had enough the last time. I don't *ever* wanna see a saddle again.
- Jeffery Carson: Well, we'll have plenty of help anyway, and besides, you can rest all day.
- G. Gadsby Holmes - aka Shakespeare: What'll I rest on? My feet are sore, I'm black and blue from that saddle... I can't stand up, I can't sit down, I can't even lay on my stomach on account of my indigestion...
- Jeffery Carson: Ever try walking on your hands?
- G. Gadsby Holmes - aka Shakespeare: Gee, but you're a funny guy.