- Double-talking waiter: You have the ask to wish for me your pleasure?
- Kay Denham: What?
- Double-talking waiter: You have the ask to wish for me your pleasure?
- Kay Denham: I have the ask to wish for you me pleasure...
- Double-talking waiter: Yes! I am the waiter speaking who American. Okey-dokey?
- Gene Anders: Do you mind if I tell you again that I love you?
- Kay Denham: Go right ahead.
- Gene Anders: Will you believe it?
- Kay Denham: No. But I like it.
- Gene Anders: This must be the cluck she was talking about in Switzerland.
- George Potter: Yeah, I'm afraid it is.
- Gene Anders: I'll have to do some fast talking. When a woman's upset, she's liable to marry anything.
- George Potter: That's why I'm here - to keep her form making that mistake.
- Berk Sutter: What kind of talk is that?
- Kay Denham: Why don't you get mad and knock some of that ego out of him?
- Gene Anders: I've offered to, but he won't promise not to hit back.
- Berk Sutter: Well, he's crazy - absolutely crazy.
- George Potter: Sure he is.
- Berk Sutter: Paris is crazy. You're crazy.
- George Potter: Drink your martini, before I hit you over the head with it.
- Kay Denham: I suppose you're wondering why I'm skating with you?
- George Potter: Not at all. You don't like me, but you like skating.
- Kay Denham: That's not even close. I want to talk to you about last night.
- Berk Sutter: Do you really believe all of that?
- Gene Anders: Of course I do.
- Berk Sutter: You know, sometimes I wish I was crazy too.
- Kay Denham: He ought to have his nose yanked through a keyhole.
- Gene Anders: That would make me very happy.
- George Potter: You know, Gene, I envy you.
- Gene Anders: Why?
- George Potter: Heh! You believed what I just said. I wish I could.
- Gene Anders: That was the dirtiest crack of all.
- George Potter: I know; but, again, I apologize.
- Berk Sutter: Say, you got a cigarette for me?
- George Potter: Would you mind awfully if we stopped talking?
- Kay Denham: I have the ask to wish for you me pleasure?
- [sic]
- English Speaking French Waiter: Yes. I am the waiter speaking who American. Okeydokey?
- Kay Denham: Right! Okeydokey. One martini, please.
- Berk Sutter: Where's your friend? Why doesn't he come back?
- George Potter: How should I know. And he's not my friend.
- Berk Sutter: Well, what is he?
- George Potter: He's my mother.
- Kay Denham: What do you think, Mr. Potter? What do you think we think about what you think? Or are you sitting in a draft?
- Berk Sutter: Kay, I wanna ask you something. This is a funny place to ask you - a funny time too.
- Kay Denham: Is it about Paris?
- Berk Sutter: No - about us.
- Kay Denham: Oh.
- Berk Sutter: I wish you wouldn't say 'Oh" that way.
- Kay Denham: George, you're a very good friend of Gene's, aren't you?
- George Potter: Yes, in a way.
- Kay Denham: Wh... what do you mean by that?
- George Potter: Heh, I mean yes.
- Kay Denham: Well, I want to ask you about him. But first, I'll tell you something. I'm asking you because, for some reason, I feel I can trust you.
- George Potter: Huh, that's one of my weaknesses.
- Gene Anders: Now, don't get excited. After all, you're my friend.
- George Potter: Oh, no, I'm not. I'm a nasty man.
- George Potter: It's rather humiliating of course, to realize that sympathy's just a mild form of stupidity. It's like reaching for a match and then discovering you've left your trousers at home.
- Gene Anders: You haven't a chance in the world with Kay.
- Berk Sutter: Why not?
- Gene Anders: Well, I've seen you, and that's my conclusion.
- Kay Denham: [Just before bobsledding] This is going to be fun.
- George Potter: Yeah. It looks like a pleasant form of suicide.
- Kay Denham: Say - where did you learn English?
- English Speaking French Waiter: Japanese houseboy from America. He me 25 francs pay.
- Kay Denham: Mmm hmm. That's cheap - considering what he's done for you.