Mary Nash credited as playing...
Duchess Anna
- Prof. Kornish: How long has he been like this?
- Duchess Anna of Elberfield: All day long.
- Count Humbert Evel Bruger: Isn't there anything we can do?
- Prof. Kornish: I don't know. In my whole life I've never seen anybody so drunk.
- Duchess Anna of Elberfield: Poor Alfred. He never has any fun. It takes him three days to pass out. Three days to come to.
- Count Humbert Evel Bruger: And then, it's always Sunday.
- Prof. Kornish: Sunday. Very bad timing.
- Duchess Anna of Elberfield: He doesn't eat. He doesn't talk. He doesn't go any place.
- Count Humbert Evel Bruger: He doesn't go any place!
- Duchess Anna of Elberfield: He just takes a brandy bottle and goes to bed with it.
- Count Humbert Evel Bruger: Says he hates to sleep alone.
- Prof. Kornish: That's bad. Very bad, in deed. A young man like that. He'll be a dipsomaniac.
- Duchess Anna of Elberfield: What did he say?
- Count Humbert Evel Bruger: He wants that girl for supper tonight.
- Duchess Anna of Elberfield: He wants that girl for supper tonight?
- Count Humbert Evel Bruger: He wants that girl for supper tonight.
- Duchess Anna of Elberfield: You're a very fortunate young lady, Miss Ellis.
- Miss Dorothy Ellis: And a very nervous one. You see, I've never met royalty before. I don't think I'll know how to act. We haven't any royalty in America.
- Count Humbert Evel Bruger: Well, I don't want to tell you how to run your country, but that is a mistake. A smart, well-dressed royalty - awfully good for the tourist trade.
- Miss Dorothy Ellis: Well, we're getting along...
- Count Humbert Evel Bruger: Oh, well... mmm-hmm... well, of course, if you're satisfied just to be getting along'!
- Miss Dorothy Ellis: Later that night we went to an amusement park. Oh, we had such fun. We rode on the roller coaster twelve times!
- Count Humbert Evel Bruger: The roller coaster?
- Miss Dorothy Ellis: Yes.
- Duchess Anna of Elberfield: You realize he's the last of the Brugers?
- Count Humbert Evel Bruger: And would be very awkward for a fourteen hundred year old family to come to an end on a roller coaster.
- Duchess Anna of Elberfield: What did you do next?
- Miss Dorothy Ellis: We ate frankfurters.
- Duchess Anna of Elberfield, Count Humbert Evel Bruger: Frankfurters?
- Miss Dorothy Ellis: Three each.
- Count Humbert Evel Bruger: Three each?
- Duchess Anna of Elberfield: That's even more dangerous than roller coasters.
- Count Humbert Evel Bruger: Oh, it's wicked - wicked.
- Duchess Anna of Elberfield: When do you see him again?
- Miss Dorothy Ellis: Tomorrow afternoon. There's no matinee. So, we're going on a picnic.
- Count Humbert Evel Bruger: A picnic? And eat more frankfurters?