Al Shaw credited as playing...
Folies Bergère Entertainer
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Sam Lee): Didn't I see you coming out of the saloon this afternoon?
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw): Well, I had to come out sometime.
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw): I don't feel so good. I was bitten by a dog last night.
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Sam Lee): Well, was he mad?
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw), Alfred Bruger VII: Well he wasn't exactly pleased.
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Sam Lee): Listen, why are you losing your hair?
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw): Worried.
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Sam Lee): Worried? What are you worrying about?
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw), Alfred Bruger VII: Losing my hair.
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Sam Lee): Listen, you know how to avoid falling hair, don't you?
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw): Sure, step aside.
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Sam Lee): Say old man, I'm losing my hair too. How can I save it?
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw): In a cigar box.
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw): I've got a splittin' headache. I'm going to see a doctor.
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Sam Lee): Here, here. Come back, here, you. Don't you know that overtime I get a headache, my wife strokes my forehead for about 20 minutes and the pain is all gone! Why don't you try it?
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw): Say that's a pretty good idea. What time will your wife be home?
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Sam Lee): Say, by the way, have you traveled much?
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw): Have I traveled? I've traveled all over the world.
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Sam Lee): You have? Well, tell me, while you were in Italy, did you touch France?
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw): No, but I got two dollars from Mabel.
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Sam Lee): How do you like Turkey?
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw), Alfred Bruger VII: With cranberries.
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Sam Lee): Young man, don't you know that every time you go into a saloon, the devil goes with ya!
- Folies Bergère Entertainer (Al Shaw): Well, if he does, he pays for his own drinks.