Donald MacBride credited as playing...
Yosemite Hotel Clerk
- Nick Arden: I came here with my wife... hum... my bride really. Now my wife, not my bride... my wife... Why should I bore you with details?
- Hotel clerk: I won't be bored.
- Nick Arden: Listen, it's just simple as A B C.
- Hotel clerk: Don't tell me you got someone in B?
- Nick Arden: [approaches the front desk at the hotel] My name is Arden.
- Hotel clerk: Oh yes Mr. Arden.
- [bumps him with the revolving register book]
- Hotel clerk: Whoo! Sorry. I believe that uh...
- [Ellen distracts him, waving behind Nick and Bianca in order to stop him]
- Nick Arden: Huh?
- Hotel clerk: Oh nothing.
- [dings the bell]
- Hotel clerk: Suite A.
- Nick Arden: Oh, Suite A?
- Hotel clerk: It's our best.
- Nick Arden: I'd rather not have it if you don't mind.
- Hotel clerk: I beg your pardon?
- Nick Arden: H-have you anything else?
- Hotel clerk: [perplexed at his odd request] Suite C.
- Nick Arden: I uh, I couldn't take that Suite A because uh...
- [signs the register book]
- Nick Arden: ... because I've been here before.
- [walks away as the clerk looks even more puzzled]
- Hotel clerk: [as Nick and Ellen approach the front desk of the hotel] Yes?
- Nick Arden: I'd like to have another room.
- Hotel clerk: [surprised, due to the fact that Mr. Arden just booked another room with another woman - his wife] Hmm?...
- [looks around while contemplating the seemingly odd situation]
- Hotel clerk: Why certainly sir.
- Nick Arden: Ah, thank you very much. Uh, is uh, is Suite A available?
- Hotel clerk: Suite A?
- Ellen Wagstaff Arden aka Eve: Yes, Suite A.
- Hotel clerk: [dings the bell] Franz, Suite A. Uh, have you any luggage Miss uh...
- Ellen Wagstaff Arden aka Eve: Oh yes I have, a ticket right here - if you'll just sign for it. It's at the airport.
- Nick Arden: Airport.
- Ellen Wagstaff Arden aka Eve: Thank you.
- Nick Arden: Very much.
- Hotel clerk: [in slight disbelief to the other hotel clerk after the couple walks away] What a man.