- Mrs. Susan 'Susie' Seabrook: But don't you think he'd be good for Happy? He's an outdoor man.
- Robert Law: So's the guy who collects my garbage.
- Mrs. Susan 'Susie' Seabrook: You won't drink too much in Vermont, will you Mr. Law?
- Robert Law: Only the heady wine air that has no dregs.
- Mrs. Susan 'Susie' Seabrook: 'Cause you're crazy enough without drinking.
- Robert Law: Talk about scope sweep. Boy, what a set up!
- J. Carlyle 'J.C.' Benson: What a love story!
- Robert Law: A great love story.
- J. Carlyle 'J.C.' Benson: A baby brings them together, splits them apart, brings them together again,
- Robert Law: Boy meets girl.
- J. Carlyle 'J.C.' Benson: Boy loses girl.
- Robert Law: Boy gets girl.
- C. Elliott 'C.F.' Friday: Boy, I think you got something. Let's try it out on B.K. while it's hot.
- Larry Toms: Wait a minute. You can't act with a baby. They'll steal every scene.
- Robert Law: Are you selling motherhood short?
- J. Carlyle 'J.C.' Benson: Come on!
- Robert Law: Come on!
- Mrs. Susan 'Susie' Seabrook: Don't make fun of me.
- Robert Law: Fun? Well, I've never been so touched in all my life. Susie, I feel purified.
- Robert Law: Susie, can we be Godfathers?
- Mrs. Susan 'Susie' Seabrook: Do you mean it?
- Robert Law: I mean it. Just you say "yes", and see how quick I'll get Hellinger to print: "Benson and Law Godfathering In June".
- Rossetti: I've got Larry Toms waiting in your office to hear your story. Come on.
- Robert Law: We haven't got any stories.
- J. Carlyle 'J.C.' Benson: Tell him one anyway.
- Robert Law: Okay. Once there was a fairy princess who lived in a broken down castle, on a broken down river, with a broken down aunt. In fact, she was a broken down princess.
- Robert Law: I was a promising young novelist. Almost won the Pulitzer Prize in nineteen thirty, and now in nineteen thirty eight, I'm writing dialogue for a horse.
- Rossetti: Larry! Larry, take a breath. The boy's mean no harm. Exhale.
- Robert Law: I smell carbon exhaust.
- Larry Toms: One more crack...
- C. Elliott 'C.F.' Friday: "Tiger Tamer". There it is, right there in the corner. "Tiger Tamer" by J. Carlyle Benson and Robert Law.
- Robert Law: That's a forgery! Benson, we've been framed.
- J. Carlyle 'J.C.' Benson: Why you...
- C. Elliott 'C.F.' Friday: This is the last prank you boys will ever play.
- J. Carlyle 'J.C.' Benson: I think you're very intelligent.
- Mrs. Susan 'Susie' Seabrook: Oh, I'm intelligent, but I don't know anything.
- C. Elliott 'C.F.' Friday: And Simmons, get me some trumpets that sound like trumpets.
- Simmons - Friday's Film Cutter: Um, you sure you don't mean trombones, Mr Friday?
- C. Elliott 'C.F.' Friday: I mean trumpets. I'm no musician, but I know what I mean. Trumpets... that slide!
- Larry Toms: The whole idea is crazy. Do you expect a big star like me to support a baby?
- J. Carlyle 'J.C.' Benson: You've supported a lot of horses. This is a step up.
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