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Oliver Hardy and Stan Laurel in Blotto (1930)

Quotes

Blotto

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  • Ollie: You certainly can tell good liquor when you taste it!
  • Mrs. Laurel: How much is that *big* gun?
  • Shopkeeper: Oh, you mean the one with the double barrel?
  • Mrs. Laurel: Yes!
  • Shopkeeper: Oh, step inside and I'll show it to you.
  • Mrs. Laurel: [follows him inside shop] And I want a box of bullets too!
  • Stan: Good-bye.
  • Mrs. Laurel: [Calling after Stan as he leaves the house] Good-bye, Stanley.
  • [Looking into bushes where Ollie is hiding]
  • Mrs. Laurel: Good-bye, Mr. Hardy.
  • [Mrs. Laurel closes the front door]
  • Ollie: Is she wise?
  • Stan: No. She doesn't suspect a thing.
  • Ollie: [Last lines to Cab Driver. Running out of club with Stan and Mrs. Laurel in pursuit] Out of the city! Anywhere! Anyplace!
  • Mrs. Laurel: [Opening lines] Will you stop! You've been pacing up and down here for the last hour. What's on your mind?
  • Stan: Can I go out?
  • Stan: [Talking on the phone] Shhhh!
  • Ollie: What's the matter? Is your wife there?
  • Ollie: Oh, say, do you know where we can get a bottle?
  • Stan: Yeah, my wife's got one. She's been savin' it since prohibition.
  • Ollie: Won't she miss it?
  • Stan: No, I'll blame it on the iceman.
  • Stan: [Stan laughs to himself]
  • Ollie: What are you laughing at?
  • Stan: [Stan continues to laugh and gradually loses control of answering Ollie's question]
  • Stan: Wait 'til my wife finds out we drank her liquor!
  • Stan, Ollie: [Both laugh hysterically]
  • Mrs. Laurel: [as Stan and Ollie laugh hysterically] What's so funny?
  • Stan: [holds up and points to an empty bottle - still laughing] We drank your liqour!
  • Mrs. Laurel: That wasn't liquor. It was cold tea.

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