- Amos K. Shrewsberry: Just a minute. I want to see you. I've got a feed bill here I want to talk to you about.
- Smiley Johnson: Say, brother, you certainly were a big help to me. Now, I know what you're gonna say, you're modest and you want to make me believe you don't have it all. I want all these good folks to know what a great guy you are. You're not the mayor here, are you? You know the minute I laid eyes on you, I says to myself, now there's a man who looks just like Jimmy Walker and he should ought to be mayor of this cute little town.
- Amos K. Shrewsberry: No, I'm not the mayor, but I'd like to see you inside alone.
- Smiley Johnson: Alone? That will be impossible, I'll be with you.
- Smiley Johnson: Princess, I would like to have you to meet Mr. Shrewsberry. He's going to be one of the new owners of the show, one of the new partners.
- Frankie: Oh, what great, big, shoulders you have!
- Smiley Johnson: Not too rough, Princess. He isn't put together any too well. Don't do that. Now, don't do that.
- Frankie: Oh, I just love athletic men, Mr. Gooseberry.
- Amos K. Shrewsberry: You should see me pitch horse shoes.
- Frankie: Oh, I'd love to, Mr. Strawberry.
- Amos K. Shrewsberry: No, Blackberry, eh, Shrewsberry, is the name.
- Frankie: You come and see me in my wagon sometime, Mr. Raspberry.
- Smiley Johnson: Hey, now, no, don't give him that, don't give him that Princess.
- Frankie: I'll be seeing you. Woo hoo! Woo hoo! Mr. Dingleberry.
- Smiley Johnson: You will also see the voluptuous princess de shimmy. The most gorgeous Oriental dancer in the world today. Why, she wiggles and shakes like a bowl of jelly on a frosty morning.