- Ollie: [after girl runs upstairs crying] What seems to be the trouble?
- Mugsie Long, proprietor of Ye Mariner's Rest: Ha ha ha ha. She's crying with happiness. She's gonna be married.
- Ollie: Who's the lucky fellow?
- Mugsie Long, proprietor of Ye Mariner's Rest: I am.
- Stan: [after a great big double take] Can you beat that?
- Ollie: What?
- Stan: What a terrible cats-after-me.
- Stan: I'll have the same.
- Lunch Wagon Owner: Yes, sir.
- Ollie: [to Stan] You cannot have the same.
- Stan: Why can't I have the same?
- Ollie: Because, You've got to fight tonight.
- [to the Lunch Wagon Owner]
- Ollie: One order, Please!
- Stan: [Whines as he got comfused] I've got to fight to night?
- Ollie: Why certainly.
- Stan: I thought you were gonna fight tonight.
- Ollie: I'm the manager.
- Opening Title Card: In Port - Mr. Laurel and Mr. Hardy were just home from a whaiing voyage - - Mr. Hardy shipped was head harpooner - Mr. Laurel went along as bait
- Referee: In this corner, we have Mugsie Long. And in this corner, a newcomer to these parts, Battling Laurel.
- Mugsie Long, proprietor of Ye Mariner's Rest: Hey, you mugs, come here. You! Come here! Come here! Come on, make it snappy.
- Mugsie Long, proprietor of Ye Mariner's Rest: [on phone with Justice of the Peace] I got a ceremony I want ya to perform... Me!... I'm gonna be married...
- [angrily]
- Mugsie Long, proprietor of Ye Mariner's Rest: sure she's conscious!