- Jawn Sourpuss: Hurry, Miss Snobo. The director's been waiting on the set for three weeks.
- Freta Snobo: I think I'm too tired.
- Morelegs Sweettrick: [singing] So I would like to kiss him, but when I looked around, the room was singing love songs and dancing up and down. Now we're both so happy because I'm lost and found, but we just couldn't say goodbye.
- Jawn Sourpuss: Darling, leave with me.
- Morelegs Sweettrick: No.
- Jawn Sourpuss: But I offer you riches! Untold wealth!
- Morelegs Sweettrick: Oh, no. I like simple joys, not gold. I love my husband and my child.
- Jawn Sourpuss: But my love for you is driving me to ruins! Kiss me, my sweet!
- Morelegs Sweettrick: No! Leave me, you oily-tongued rat!
- Jawn Sourpuss: Let's walk over to our office.
- Morelegs Sweettrick: Walk? I should say not! I must have a chauffeur and a maid! Here boy, hold these.
- Jawn Sourpuss: So you gone Hollywood, huh? You better wait till the public sees your picture before you let it go to your head. Of all the nutty dames!
- [last lines]
- Jawn Sourpuss: Well?
- Morelegs Sweettrick: Nobody came. My career is a failure, just like that.
- Jawn Sourpuss: Never mind. You can have a career as my wife. I love you. Will you marry me?
- Morelegs Sweettrick: Would I have to do any scrubbing?
- Jawn Sourpuss: I should say not!
- Morelegs Sweettrick: How about me?
- Frightwig Von Stumblebum: What's your name?
- Morelegs Sweettrick: Morelegs Sweettrick.
- Frightwig Von Stumblebum: Morelegs, huh? You know the part?
- Morelegs Sweettrick: Backwards.
- Frightwig Von Stumblebum: Okay. Dress her up, quickly.
- Frightwig Von Stumblebum: Okay, cut. The picture's finished, boys. You were wonderful! You'll be my new star!
- Morelegs Sweettrick: Oh, thank you.
- [first lines]
- Casting Officer: Okay.