The Music Box (1932)
Stan Laurel: Stan Laurel
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Quotes
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Stan : [whistles] Hey, Ollie!
Ollie : [walks out of the house and looks up at him] What?
Stan : There's somebody home.
Ollie : Are they up there?
Stan : No, I heard them coming up the stairs.
Ollie : You heard them coming up... Why stupid, that was me!
Stan : That was you?
Ollie : Why certainly.
Stan : Well how'd you get in the house?
Ollie : Well I was standing on the ladder while you were pulling the piano up and the block and tack...
[angrily throws his hat up at Stan]
Ollie : Get back in there! Throw me my hat!
[Stan randomly grabs a hat and tosses it down, unknowingly it is his own]
Ollie : "Heard'em coming up the stairs."
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Policeman : Say, what do you mean by molesting that girl?
Ollie : Who, me?
Policeman : Yes, you.
Ollie : Why I was just...
[the policeman kicks him]
Policeman : Now let that be a lesson to ya.
[walks away]
Stan : Are you going to stand for that?
Ollie : Say listen, if he'd have said one more word to me, I would've...
[notices the policeman had returned; laughs nervously]
Policeman : [kicks Ollie again] Now let that be *another* lesson.
[chucks him under the chin with the head of his truncheon]
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Stan : Say listen, don't you think you're bounding over your step?
Policeman : What do you mean bounding over my step?
Ollie : Why, he means overstepping your bounds.
[laughs nervously]
Policeman : Oh.
[hits Stan on head with his truncheon]
Policeman : Now let that be a lesson to you!
[pokes him in the stomach]
Stan : Ooh!