- Professor D: [reading tip sheets] Feet First - Left over from Custer's last stand. Well, I'll see what Eye-in-the-Sky has to say, he's generally pretty good at those sort of things. Yeah, here it is: Feet First - should wear a tail-light, might come in after dark. I'll see what Herman the Horseman says. He's my four star special. Herman the Horseman says, yeah, right here: Feet First - looks like a horse, eats like a horse, smells like a horse. Runs like a duck.