Suzy Delair credited as playing...
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: [Being arrested in police station] Call my friend.
- Police officer: I don't give a damn.
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: But my friend is...
- Police officer: Even if he's the Pope!
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: I don't sleep with the Pope! I'm a God-fearing, decent girl.
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: Come on, tell me where you're going.
- L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens: You fool, I'm investigating!
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: You found a lead?
- L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens: I hope so.
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: You're so clever. My sweetheart has a lead.
- L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens: Bye, Mila.
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: Will you be in danger?
- L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens: No, no!
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: You're so brave! I love you so. Will you think of me when you're dead?
- L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens: Yes.
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: Your last thought should be of me, because I've always loved you. Up there, you won't find another who'd make you toast and coffee like me.
- L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens: Don't fret. Good bye, dear.
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: Good bye, my love.
- [pause]
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: Did you leave a will?
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: I'll pop your blackheads to cheer you up.
- L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens: Leave me alone.
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: Just one.
- L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens: Leave me alone!
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: You're covered in them.
- [She begins squeezing various places on his face]
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: They'll get big and leave pocks. I don't think Mr. Durand lives there.
- L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens: He must! Non one had entered or left when Miss Cut was murdered. That hurts!
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: Hold still. It's like vermicelli.
- L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens: You're disgusting.
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: [Door buzzer sounds] Get the door.
- L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens: Where's the maid?
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: I fired her. We had an argument.
- L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens: You argued?
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: She said I was a pain in the neck.
- L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens: [pause] Some truths are best left unsaid.
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: Sergeant, I must say I adore Paris policemen. They're sweet. But not these two! They're like vultures. They can't catch real crooks, so they pounce on poor little me. I didn't do anything!
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: I'm after Mr. Durand. I'm like St. Genevieve, defending Paris from Attila the Hun.
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: What do they have? Oh, I see. You dirty old man! You're barking up the wrong tree. The casting couch isn't one of my talents!
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: You can't arrest me! I'm a singer! What if I catch a cold? My voice! I'll be a laughingstock if this gets out! Don't do this, I'm begging you!
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: [singing] My heart pounds and pounds, And I don't know why, And I don't know why, And I don't know - wwwwwwwwwwwhy!
- Mademoiselle Cuq: Poor girl, how you must've suffered. You can't count on men. Take it from me.
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: You should know.
- Mademoiselle Cuq: Me?
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: Your goose is cooked. I'm yet to be plucked.
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: Who ever heard of a man drinking blood, except among savages?
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: That leaves Mrs. Point.
- L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens: A woman didn't do that.
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: Maybe she's a man. She's so fat, who knows?
- L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens: Hardly!
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: Anything's possible. If I were you, I'd have her strip. I'd say, "Show us!" and get that settled.
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: I don't trust doormen. We had one at school. He'd ogle us every morning. We later found out he was a sex maniac.
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: An impresario is a wonderful profession. You cultivate talent like a gardener, a pile of manure warming tender shoots.
- L'impresario: Thanks.
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: I'm like a vine, reaching for the sky. I need support.
- L'impresario: Sure.
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: You could say I'm America before Columbus. I'm waiting.
- L'impresario: For what?
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: To be discovered, Christopher.
- L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens: Where are my pajamas? I'll sleep naked.
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: Ah, so that's it! There's another woman.
- L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens: You've caught me.
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: Then no soap, no toothbrush.
- L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens: I don't care.
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: Naturally. You won't wash, neither will the lady. She must be a real pig. Just your type.
- L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens: Listen, Mila. Why are you being so mean?
- Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens: Because I love you!