Richard Quine credited as playing...
Morton Hammond
- Tommy 'Tom' Williams, Morton 'Hammy' Hammond, Ray Lambert: [singing] Once Mr. Woolworth, Didn't have a dime, And Irving Berlin, Didn't have a rhyme, And Thomas Dewey, Didn't have a crime, But anything can happen in New York
- Morton 'Hammy' Hammond: Once Rockefeller, Didn't have that oil
- Ray Lambert: And Tiffany, He didn't have a purl
- Tommy 'Tom' Williams: And Ziegfeld, Didn't even have a gurl
- Tommy 'Tom' Williams, Morton 'Hammy' Hammond, Ray Lambert: But anything can happen in New York
- Tommy 'Tom' Williams, Penny Morris, Morton 'Hammy' Hammond, Jenny, Ray Lambert, Barbara Jo: [singing] We're babes on Broadway, We're goin' places, When our new faces appear, It's a wonderful street, For babes like us to be on, We're here because, We want our names in neon, We left Topeka, We left Eureka, And came to seek a career, Oh, we're milkin' applause, Instead of milkin' a cow, 'Cause we're babes on Broadway now!
- Morton 'Hammy' Hammond: [intro for "By the Light of the Silvery Moon"] We all expect some dancing, When the minstrels come to town, So now may I present to you, Mr. Rufus Rastus Jefferson Davis Brown...
- [Ray, in blackface, taps]
- Morton 'Hammy' Hammond, Jenny: [singing] Every southern lass, Is gonna cook with gas, And boy, that southern cookin's okay
- Tommy 'Tom' Williams, Penny Morris: And when you hear that moan, On the slide trombone
- Tommy 'Tom' Williams, Penny Morris, Morton 'Hammy' Hammond, Jenny, Ray Lambert, Barbara Jo: You'll wanna black up, For that blackout over Broadway...
- [proceeds to put on blackface makeup]