- Michael Stewart: Darling, can you live on budgets?
- Candace Goodwin: I never ate any, but I bet I'll love 'em.
- Candace Goodwin: Money, money, money! Shakespeare was right! It is the root of all evil!
- Mrs. Stewart: The love of money, dear. And it's the Bible, not Shakespeare.
- Candace Goodwin: Why do they always have to sound alike!
- Candace Goodwin: Why did you hit her?
- Moving Man: Because she's my wife, of course. And all wives have to be smacked around now and then. Otherwise, what happens? You're in a rut.
- Moving Man: Yeah.
- Michael Stewart: Yeah.
- Moving Man: This way, your marriage is always fresh. I smack her ears down, she has me pinched. I wait down here, she pays my fine. Then she cries a little, and I forgive her.
- Candace Goodwin: YOU forgive HER?
- Moving Man: Sure! I love her.