- Ben Bowron: The least I can do is give him a decent burial. What'll it be? Under the cypress or the oleander?
- Webster Frye: The oleander, it's poisonous.
- Webster Frye: Go away will you, I'm married!
- Little Sister Mabel: Ooh yeah, but I'm not! I'm only engaged to Ted. You know? The beefy one?
- Harmony Jones: In two hours we could be in New York with millions of people around and all of em alive.
- Police Chief Bagwell: Where's the cellar?
- Webster Frye: [points down]
- Police Chief Bagwell: I know that!
- Webster Frye: I'll fix the place up nice and sweet and get some skeletons and use them for venetian blinds.