- Moe: [to Curly] And what did you answer when they asked what does a navigator do?
- Curly: I told them a navigator crawls through a swamp until it becomes a suitcase, and bites like this too.
- [Gestures his hands with the snapping motion of an alligator's jaws, with growling imitation]
- Moe: No, like this.
- [Uses horizontal motion of alligator's jaws, then slaps Curly with both hands]
- Marshall Boring: [eyeing Larry, who is dressed as a woman] Come here, my little edelweiss. Zit on my lap.
- Larry: [looking at the overweight general] What lap?
- Kelly: This is Colonel Henderson's car, and it's got a little squeak in it. It's driving the colonel nuts. I want it taken out. Savvy?
- Moe: Leave it to us. We'll squelch that squeak in nothing flat.
- Kelly: And I want it fixed by 3:00, or else.
- Curly: Or else what?
- Kelly: [wrenching his ears] Or else this!
- Gen. Bommel: What? Marshall Boring here? I'll be right out.
- [hanging up]
- Gen. Bommel: I wonder how he caught up with us.
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