- Mother: Junior, you got a whipping coming to you.
- Junior: [gives mother a gift box] And you got a present coming to you. Merry Christmas, Mommy.
- Mother: Oh, Junior. You sweet thing.
- [opens present]
- Mother: A fur coat!
- [puts it on; it has the same bandaged tail as the wolf]
- Mother: Why, this coat is just what I need.
- Wolf: [comes in naked, grabs fur coat] You and me both, sister. He he he he he!
- [runs out; door closes, has sign that reads: "Corny ending, isn't it?"]
- Junior: Stop! Don't come in here! This will be entirely too gruesome to witness! Keep your distance! Get back!
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