Raymond Massey credited as playing...
Jonathan Brewster
- [discussing the body count]
- Dr. Einstein: You got twelve, they got twelve.
- [angrily grabs Dr. Einstein's necktie]
- Jonathan Brewster: I've got thirteen!
- Dr. Einstein: No, Johnny, twelve - don't brag.
- Jonathan Brewster: Thirteen! There's Mr. Spinalzo and the first one in London, two in Johannesburg, one in Sydney, one in Melbourne, two in San Francisco, one in Phoenix, Arizona...
- Dr. Einstein: Phoenix?
- Jonathan Brewster: The filling station...
- Dr. Einstein: Filling station? Oh!
- [slits throat]
- Dr. Einstein: Yes.
- Jonathan Brewster: Then three in Chicago and one in South Bend. That makes thirteen.
- Dr. Einstein: You cannot count the one in South Bend. He died of pneumonia!
- Jonathan Brewster: He wouldn't have died of pneumonia if I hadn't shot him!
- Dr. Einstein: No, no, Johnny. You cannot count him. You got twelve, they got twelve. The old ladies is just as good as you are!
- Dr. Einstein: You shouldn't have killed him. Just because he know something about us, what happens?
- Jonathan Brewster: We come to him for help, and he tries to shake us down. Besides, he said I looked like Boris Karloff!
- Jonathan Brewster: [pulling on surgical gloves] And now doctor... we go to work!
- Dr. Einstein: No, Johnny. I cannot operate without a drink!
- Jonathan Brewster: Pull yourself together, doctor!
- Dr. Einstein: I cannot pull myself together without a drink!
- Jonathan Brewster: [to Dr. Einstein] This is the home of my youth... As a boy, I couldn't wait to escape from this house. Now, I'm glad to escape back into it.
- Jonathan Brewster: Tonight, we are taking care of Mortimer.
- Dr. Einstein: But, Johnny, not tonight. I'm sleepy. We'll do it tomorrow, or the next day.
- Jonathan Brewster: Look at me, Doctor. You can see that it's got to be done, can't you?
- Dr. Einstein: Yeah, I know that look.
- Jonathan Brewster: It's a little late to dissolve our partnership.
- Dr. Einstein: Okay, okay, Johnny. Okay, we'll do it. But the quick way, huh? The quick twist like in London.
- Jonathan Brewster: No, Doctor. I think this calls for something special. I think, perhaps, the Melbourne method.
- Dr. Einstein: [cringing] No! Not the Melbourne method, please! Two hours!
- Jonathan Brewster: Teddy, I think it's time for you to go to bed.
- Teddy Brewster: I beg your pardon. Who are you?
- Jonathan Brewster: I'm Woodrow Wilson. Go to bed!
- Teddy Brewster: No, you're not Wilson, but you're face is familiar. Let me see. You're not anyone I know now - perhaps later on my hunting trip to Africa. Yes, you look like someone I might meet in the jungle.
- Jonathan Brewster: [threatening Mortimer] If you tell O'Hara what's in the window seat, I'll tell him what's in the cellar.
- Mortimer Brewster: Cellar?
- Jonathan Brewster: There's an elderly gentleman down there who seems to be very dead.
- Jonathan Brewster: Perhaps we'd better introduce ourselves. May I present Dr. Einstein.
- Elaine Harper: Dr. Einstein?
- Jonathan Brewster: A surgeon of great distinction... and something of a magician.
- Elaine Harper: Now, I suppose you're going to tell me that you're Boris Kar...
- Jonathan Brewster: I am Jonathan Brewster!
- Jonathan Brewster: We're moving the car behind the house. You'd better get to bed.
- Martha Brewster: The car is alright where it is until morning.
- Jonathan Brewster: I don't want to leave it in the street. That might be against the law.
- Jonathan Brewster: I'll get every one of you! I hate cops! I'll brain the first one that comes near me!
- Jonathan Brewster: [to Aunt Abby and Aunt Martha] Dr. Einstein and I need a place to sleep. You remember that, as a boy, I could be disagreeable. It would not be pleasant for any of us if... I don't have to go into details, do I?