- Papa Bear: Well, let's get started.
- Mama Bear: Oh! My soup's... er, my porridge is too hot.
- Papa Bear: [Doesn't even taste it] Uh, My soup's too hot.
- Junyer Bear: [Takes a big spoonful and burps] Duh, somebody's been sleeping in my bed!
- [Papa Bear wallops Junyer]
- Papa Bear: Now, don't forget your lines!
- Junyer Bear: Why, Grandma! What big eyes you've got!
- [Papa Bear wallops Junyer]
- Papa Bear: Remember the story of the three bears? Well, why can't we do the same thing, but when Goldilocks goes upstairs to sleep... WHAM!
- Junyer Bear: Yeah, uh, yeah, WHAM!
- [takes out fork and knife and napkin]
- Junyer Bear: Food!
- [Papa Bear punches Junyer]
- Mama Bear: But Henry, we haven't any porridge for Goldilocks, only these old carrots.
- Papa Bear: Well, then make CARROT soup!