Benson Fong credited as playing...
Tommy Chan
- Tommy Chan: You're lucky to have your assistant on hand, Pop.
- Charlie Chan: Assistant? That you?
- Tommy Chan: Sure!
- Charlie Chan: Your assistance about as welcome as water in a leaking ship!
- Tommy Chan: But you've always said that two men can find a clue quicker than one.
- Charlie Chan: [looking from side to side] Where is other man? Do not see other man!
- Charlie Chan: [to a semi-conscious Tommy] How you feeling?
- Tommy Chan: My head seems to be spinning.
- Charlie Chan: Oh. Then you're all right. Everything back to normal.
- Tommy Chan: Pop, I've got a case that will knock your hat off!
- Charlie Chan: Can remove hat without assistance, thank you.
- Tommy Chan: And besides, didn't I get you a swell case?
- Charlie Chan: Every time you appear, I have swell case of assorted troubles.
- Tommy Chan: I don't get it, Pop!
- Charlie Chan: [laconically] Fear you are weak limb to which no family tree may point with pride.
- Charlie Chan: You are smart enough to keep eyes open?
- Tommy Chan: You bet!
- Charlie Chan: Do likewise - keep mouth shut!
- Charlie Chan: [looking at funhouse figures] See one with no head?
- Tommy Chan: Un-huh.
- Charlie Chan: He remind me of you.
- Tommy Chan: [entering room where Charlie is being held by thugs] Hi ya, Pa! What're you doing in there?
- Charlie Chan: [laconically] Like puppy who come to smell subway third rail, you will receive complete information in few moments.