- Screwy Squirrel: Well, that's the end of him. You people want in on a little secret? You wanna know how I tricked that guy all through the picture?
- [a second Screwy Squirrel appears]
- Screwy Squirrel: [Both of them] We was twins all the time! Ha ha ha ha!
- [Two Meatheads appear, each taking a hold of one of the Screwys]
- Meathead: [Both of them] So was we. Ha ha ha ha!
- Sammy Squirrel: My cartoon would have been cuter.
- Screwy Squirrel, Meathead: Oh, brother, not that!
- [They all beat up Sammy]
- Screwy Squirrel: Hello, Meathead?
- Meathead: Uh, yeah?
- Screwy Squirrel: Do you chase squirrels?
- Meathead: Nope, n-nothing but birds, I'm a bird dog, registered, p-pedigreed b-bird dog, I chase nothing but birds, that's all, just birds.
- Screwy Squirrel: Aw, you're probably too slow to chase squirrels. You're yellow. Why you... Oh, pardon me.
- [Closes phone booth door so that audience cannot hear; blows raspberry through phone; Meathead arrives instantly]
- Screwy Squirrel: I knew that'd get him. Ha ha ha ha!
- Screwy Squirrel: Now, let's see, what's the next thing I do to that guy? What is that next scene?
- [Lifts corner of screen to peek at next scene]
- Screwy Squirrel: Oh, yeah!
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