- [making a mock broadcast]
- Moe: Use Gritto, radio friends, the soap that gives your hands that dishpan look. How will the old man know you've been working... if your hands -don't- have that dishpan look, hmm?
- [chuckles]
- Moe: Put a box of Gritto in a glass of water, then listen to it fizz...
- [Larry and Curly honk a large horn. Moe is irked]
- Moe: Dopes. Remember, Gritto spelled sideways, is 'ot-tri-gruh-guh-guhhh'.
- Italian singer: Oh, cherries, huh?
- [while smashing a handful of cherries in the party guest's face]
- Italian singer: See how you like them, wise guy! See how you like them!
- Mrs. Bixby: My dear, would you care to go to the powder room?
- Moe: Oh, no, no, she always looks like that.