- Louise Randall Pierson: What's the matter with us, for heaven's sake? We have brains, ambition, background, we work like dogs. Maybe native Americans are extinct and don't know it. Maybe they oughtta put us on a reservation like the bison.
- Harold C. Pierson: Your husband? I'm sure he would be... when he sees the fine new shoe polishing attachment we have... not only this, but the moth sprayer... the upholstery, ah... thing, the ahh... cravostat and the... ah... flaggel.