Mantan Moreland credited as playing...
Birmingham Brown
- Tommy Chan: Pop, I want to talk to you as man to man.
- Charlie Chan: I am ready, but you still have few years to go.
- Birmingham Brown: That's right.
- Charlie Chan: You get illegal u-turn ticket?
- Birmingham Brown: Mr. Chan, I'll tell you just how it... Tommy, you tell 'im.
- Tommy Chan: I warned you, Birmingham. I said, "No u-turn here."
- Birmingham Brown: Yeah, that's what you said - "No, you turn here."
- Tommy Chan: I said "No u-turn here."
- Birmingham Brown: That's what I did. You said, "No, you turn here."
- Tommy Chan: Pop, I told him, I said, "No u-turn here."
- Birmingham Brown: Yeah, that's what you said - "No, you turn here," and I did.
- Tommy Chan: You see what I mean, Pop? I said, "No u-turn here."
- Birmingham Brown: Mr. Chan, did you hear? He said, "No, you...
- Charlie Chan: Ple-please, please! U-turns, so many u-turns, you have my head spinning like merry-go-round. You remain here until I find doghouse big enough to hold both of you.
- Tommy Chan: [trapped in a cave-in as Charlie taps Morse Code] Do you think you will get through, Pop?
- Charlie Chan: If not, Number Three Son and father will join honorable ancestors.
- Birmingham Brown: Mr. Chan, tell your honorable ancestors to move over and make room for me.