- Daffy Duck: Swing music. Jazz. Phooey! Ah, bublichas, how difference in my native willage. Soft music, wiolins, the happy peoples sitting on their balalaikas, playing their samovars. And then, there was Cucaracha. Ah, Cucaracha: so round, so firm, so fully packed, and so easy on the draw. They would sink to me a little gypsy love song, like this. Listen. CUCARA-CHA! Cucaracha, cucaracha - hoo hoo hoo hoo! Cucaracha, cucaracha - hoohoohoohoo!
- Daffy Duck: De-Beep-Beep De-Beep-Beep Doo-Boop-De-Day The Big Bad Wolf In A Suit-De-Zay Ips-Saddle-Doo-Zoodle-Zed Ip-Doo-Oodle in Grandma's Bed Ip-Do-Seedle-Doo-Do-Zuddle-Zeers Zoot-Zoot-Zuddle It-A-Great Big Ears Oop-Doo-Daddle Ooh-Doo-Do-Doodle-Zeeth Hop-Doo- Better to Hear You With Hey Hoo Hoo How 'Bout Zat? Says Hoo-How Big Eyes You Got La-Doo-Da Doo-Doo-Diddle-Deet Ree-Doo-Better to See You With Ip-Doo-Duddle-Ze-Zoo-Zazu-Beeth Zoo-Zoo-Zaddle Great Big Teeth Ip-Doo-Daddle-Doo-Doo-De-Doop-Top Dee-Doop-Daddle To Eat You Up Zoo-Rang-Zoo-Rang-Zoo-Rang-Zoo-Rang
- [last lines]
- Big Bad Wolf: STOP THAT DANCING UP THERE!...
- [screeching brakes sound as the dancers stop]
- Big Bad Wolf: Ya sillies.
- [Bey-woop!]
- Drunken Cuckoo: [Pops out of the clock completely plastered] Cuckoo! Cuckoo! It's Twelve o'clock! *whistling and hiccupping*
- Mrs. Aldrich: [in "The Aldrich Family"; sees her son ogling and make outlandish noises] Henry! Henry the Eighth!
- Henry the VIII: [In his self-titled book; runs to the calling] COMING, MOTHER!
- Mrs. Aldrich: [grabs Henry and whips him in the butt; talking very fast] You naughty, naughty boy! I've told you time and time again...
- Frank Sinatra: [in "The Voice in the Wilderness"; in a wheelchair, singing] It had to be you/ it had to be you... /
- Mrs. Aldrich: It's Frankie!
- Police Gazette Broadcaster: [notices the wolf and his terrible disguise in the "Petrified Forest" book] Calling all cars! Calling all cars!
- [police car with loud sirens blaring; the "Long Arm of the Law", from the book of the same name, grabs the wolf and throws him to a magazine called "Judge"]
- Judge: [singing; points his finger at the suspected wolf] YOU are guilty, and the sentence is LIFE!/
- Vocalists: [background singing] No, he's not!/
- Big Bad Wolf: No!
- Judge: Yes!
- Vocalists, Big Bad Wolf: No!
- Judge: Yes!/
- Vocalists, Big Bad Wolf: No!/
- Judge: Yesss!/
- Big Bad Wolf: [singing; gets thrown in jail in LIFE] You can't do this to me!/
- Vocalists: Oh, no!/
- Vocalists, Big Bad Wolf: I'm a citizen,/
- Judge, Vocalists, Big Bad Wolf: See?