- Fuzzy Jones: I'm sellin' the famous Kickapoo Elixir.
- Billy Carson: Yeah? What do you know about medicine?
- Fuzzy Jones: Nothin' much, but I'm sellin' it!
- Linda Lattimer: Fuzzy's been a real friend. Dad was taken ill and we were desperate. We didn't know what to do. Fuzzy offered to help out for a while.
- Billy Carson: You don't know the trouble Fuzzy's helpin' gets you into, ma'am.
- [Billy gets the drop on Cal and his gang again]
- Cal: You certainly go out of your way to look for trouble.
- Billy Carson: It could be, but I haven't found any yet that bothered me.
- [first lines]
- Fuzzy Jones: Hiya, hiya, hiya, hiya, hiya folks! Come on in. Gather round, gather round. Good news is about to come your way. Doc Lattimer's world famous elixir will cure any known misery, and a lot of other things you never heard about, too. It's good for man or beast. Why, it'll even cure flat feet or falling hair. And it only costs you one dollar. Just imagine, folks, just imagine. You can become a new man for only one lone measly buck... I mean, dollar.
- Linda Lattimer: Billy Carson, you're a very nice person.
- Billy Carson: Aw, I bet you say that to all the boys.
- Fuzzy Jones: Well, she ain't never said it to me, yet.
- Linda Lattimer: Fuzzy, you're a dear.
- [kisses him on the cheek]
- Linda Lattimer: Bye!
- Billy Carson: Bye!
- Doc Lattimer: Bye, boys!