- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: I had a dream, a beautiful dream. Fellas, we was all out west. Louie, you was a free man, and you guys, you got $5,000 reward. Gabe, you had a girl, a beautiful girl - Katherine - and you was gonna kiss her. You, Slip, you had gold, piles of gold, and I was a hero.
- Louie, aka Louie the Lout: I was a free man?
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: Yep.
- Whitey, Chuck, Bobby: And we had $5,000?
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: Yep.
- Gabe, aka The Klondike Kid: And I had a beautiful girl?
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: Mm-hm.
- Slip' Mahoney, aka 'Dead-Eye Dan McGurke: And I had a pile of gold?
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: Yep. I have beautiful dreams, don't I?
- Slip' Mahoney, aka 'Dead-Eye Dan McGurke: Oh, you coitainly do!
- [hits Sach hard with his hat]
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: Oop! Whadda ya hittin' ME for?
- Slip' Mahoney, aka 'Dead-Eye Dan McGurke: For waking up! Go back to sleep!
- Bobby: Hey, Slip! Slip! There's somebody in the bushes!
- Slip' Mahoney, aka 'Dead-Eye Dan McGurke: [brandishing his gun] All right, okay, git outta dere before I blas...
- [Whitey steps out with arms extended forward]
- Slip' Mahoney, aka 'Dead-Eye Dan McGurke: Aw, it's only Whitey. S'e matter wit' you guys? Can't you see he's just having one of his somnambulance attacks?
- Horace Debussy 'Sach' Jones: He is not. He's walkin' in his sleep.
- Slip' Mahoney, aka 'Dead-Eye Dan McGurke: If you don't mind, I'd rather not sit with my back to the door. It's a little idiot-syncrasy of mine.
- Slip' Mahoney, aka 'Dead-Eye Dan McGurke: I understand somebody around here has captured a partner of mine and is holding him as a hostess.
- Slip' Mahoney, aka 'Dead-Eye Dan McGurke: Me paleface. Me like to have big powwow. Me like to have peace parley.
- Chief Hi-Octane: I'm sorry, my dear chap, but really I can't quite comprehend. You DO speak English, don't you?
- Katherine Briggs: [looking over an old baby photo] I know this baby very well.
- Slip' Mahoney, aka 'Dead-Eye Dan McGurke: You do? Well, maybe you could be of some resistance to us.
- Slip' Mahoney, aka 'Dead-Eye Dan McGurke: [caught in an ambush] Dis is de way dey greet ya out here. Dese people got a great sense of humor. You know, it's what they call western hospitility.
- Slip' Mahoney, aka 'Dead-Eye Dan McGurke: I'll tell ya somethin'. In a battle between brawn and brains, the brains usually comes out superior - and brains happens to be somethin' I am dissipated with.
- Slip' Mahoney, aka 'Dead-Eye Dan McGurke: All right, fellas, time's a wastin'. The Coast Guard might think, "Tempest is Fidgety."
- Slip' Mahoney, aka 'Dead-Eye Dan McGurke: Buy? I'm sorry, miss, but you seem to be laborin' under a misdelusion. We don't wanna purchase dese four-legged quinines. We just wanna rent them, you know, sort o' leg lease?
- Slip' Mahoney, aka 'Dead-Eye Dan McGurke: [accosted by Indiana] Just calm your nerves, Sach. Let me handle these varnishing Americans.
- Slip' Mahoney, aka 'Dead-Eye Dan McGurke: I don't know just how to show my ineptitude, miss, but... thanks. Thanks for everything.
- Slip' Mahoney, aka 'Dead-Eye Dan McGurke: Fellas, now that Blackjack confessed and we found the little girl here, I guess all that's left for us to do is find Sach and go out and prosecute for the gold.