- Easter Rabbit: But you can't quit now. You'll give the Easter Rabbit a bad name.
- Bugs Bunny: I already have a bad name for the Easter Rabbit.
- Bugs Bunny: [singing and skipping] Here's the Easter Rabbit, hooray! / Making like funny, hooray! - Phooey! I'm glad I don't have to do this for a living.
- [Resumes singing]
- Bugs Bunny: I am getting looney tuney, touched in the head / This whole thing is gooney, I should have stood in bed.
- Bugs Bunny: [singing] Hens work hard the eggs to lay, then I give them all away/Crazy Easter Rabbit, hoorayyyy!
- Bugs Bunny: [as Bugs and Elmer emerge from the Tunnel of Love] I'll bet you say that to all the wabbits!
- Elmer Fudd: I'm waiting for the Easter Wabbit. When he comes in looking so fwuffy and cute with his wittle basket of Easter eggs... BANG! Easter Wabbit stew. He he he he.
- Bugs Bunny: [as the Bratty Kid is twirling him around in the air] How'd I get myself into this mess?
- [the Bratty Kid drops Bugs on the floor]