- [the dog wakes up from the sound of munching]
- Dog: Hark, methinks there's intruders in yon garden.
- [pulls out a flare cannon from dog house and fires a star shell, illuminating the night skies]
- [Last lines]
- Tosh: We're rid of him, we're rid of him.
- [Mac and Tosh saw down the 'Beware of Dog' sign]
- Mac: And now we'll have the garden...
- Tosh: ...and all those lovely carrots...
- Mac, Tosh: ...all to ourselves!
- [another character appears, munching on the carrots]
- Bugs Bunny: Well, um, now I wouldn't say that. *chuckles*
- Dog: Hut two three four, hut two three four, hut two three four, hut two three four, hut two three four, hut... two... three... four...
- [the dog becomes tired and falls asleep in his dog house]
- [Tosh checking out on a watermelon]
- Dog: Delicious, isn't it?
- Tosh: But have you tried pumpkin today?
- Dog: Pumpkin? Why, no.
- Tosh: Well, here. Have some!
- [Tosh smashes pumpkin on Dog]
- Tosh: You know, you don't look at all well. Have you had your iron today?
- Dog: Eye-ron? Why, no, I haven't.
- Tosh: Well, HERE!
- [Tosh slams Dog with a shovel]
- Dog: [pulling on the gopher-grabbing celery stalk] Ah, now I've got them exactly where...
- [Dog gets pulled into the ground by his own tail tied to a celery stalk]
- Dog: ...they want me.
- Mac: Shall we?
- Tosh: Surely.
- [the gophers ran over the Dog through the tunneled ground with a land roller]
- Mac, Tosh: Silly boy!