- Margaret Weldon: Oh, darling. I'm sorry if I've done wrong. I apologize. I admit I lost my head. I'm an idiot. You could put my brains in a thimble and have enough room to cook an egg in it. But I... I love you.
- Margaret Weldon: [Crying in bed] I'm not going to be any use to you at all. I can see that.
- William Weldon: Please, Margaret. You're just trying to pick a fight.
- Margaret Weldon: No, I'm not. But you needed me when... when we were poor little nobodys. I meant something to you and I helped too even if you did holler. But now, now we're going to be lost in forest of butlers. Oh, Bill I'm scared.
- William Weldon: Oh, don't talk crazy.
- Margaret Weldon: Mrs. Winterbottom told me that... that they were happy when they had one room and a Murphy bed. Now they have separate bedrooms.
- William Weldon: Tsk. Tsk. Awful. Now go to sleep.
- Margaret Weldon: I can't. I just love this room. And now we're going to have 20 bedrooms that... I won't even be able to find you. That's no fun.
- William Weldon: Darling, we'll only have one bedroom.
- Margaret Weldon: You promise?
- William Weldon: I promise.
- Margaret Weldon: Alright. Then I know you haven't changed.
- William Weldon: You see, honey, there isn't a husband alive who can stand living with a wife who's right all the time.
- Margaret Weldon: [crying] Not even when she's right?
- William Weldon: No. It's bad enough if she's a back seat driver but when she leans over and grabs the wheel right out of your hands, that's more than any man can take.
- Margaret Weldon: Well what if the driver's about to crash into a tree?
- William Weldon: You either risk crashing, or you don't ride at all.
- William Weldon: When my wife goes into action, she makes the United States Marines look like a still-life.