Milton Woods credited as playing...
Sam Adams
- Sam Adams: Some of your father's money certainly would put us shipshape.
- Louis Jarvis: Well, Sam, I'm not going to marry that dame.
- Sam Adams: Louis, you're just a drag-arena blues! Man, for a million bucks, I'd almost do it myself.
- Louis Jarvis: Miss Candy Cane.
- Sam Adams: Bust: 34. Waist: 24 3/4. Hips: 35. I'm sorry beautiful. You're just a little bit too tall. Thanks for coming out.
- Louis Jarvis: Miss Ambrosia Jenkins.
- Sam Adams: Bust: 34. Waist: 23 3/4. Hips: 35. Sorry, Miss. A little too large.
- Louis Jarvis: Miss Beulah Cornflower.
- Sam Adams: Bust: 35. Waist: 26. Hips: 36 3/4. Sorry Miss. Just a cinch too large.
- Louis Jarvis: Miss Helen Wheels.
- Sam Adams: Bust: 36. Waist: 25 1/2.
- Louis Jarvis: Fine!
- Louis Jarvis: Wham, Sam! Dig them gams!
- Sam Adams: These are the new costumes, Louis. How do you like them?
- Louis Jarvis: Sam, they are killer! I'm telling you they are really fine. Come on, girls, let's get together with this next tune, 'Reet, Petite and Gone".
- [singing]
- Louis Jarvis: I found a gal that beats 'em all, She isn't too short and she isn't too tall, She's in the groove and right on the ball, 'Cause she's reet, petite and gone, Now, what a babe, she's the tops, When we go out they don't need no traffic cops, One look at her and the traffic stops, 'Cause she's reet, petite and gone...
- Sam Adams: What took you so long to get here?
- Honey Carter: Well, I don't particularly like walking around in bathing suits. But, when you have to eat everyday, I guess you have to forget a few things your mother told you.