- [a woman sees a monkey, but notices a sign that says "Do Not Feed the Monkeys," and looks both ways to make sure nobody's looking; she takes out a bag of peanuts to give to the monkey, but the monkey throws it at her face]
- Monkey: Hey, sister!
- [grabs the sign]
- Monkey: Can't you read?
- [puts down the sign and leaves]
- Narrator: In this cage, we find the Rocky Mountain wildcat.
- [the wildcat goes wild, berserk, and stir-crazy; going all over the cage in front of the audience]
- Narrator: Hey, bud. Hey, hey, just a minute, bud. Tell me, just what made you wild?
- Wildcat: What made me wild? What made me wild! Well, I'll tell ya. They called my name out at bank night and I wasn't there!
- [resumes going wild]