- [impersonating a motorcycle cop]
- Rabbit: Going a little fast, weren't ya, buddy? You're on the wrong side of the street, too.
- [Sniffs]
- Rabbit: Hmm. Intoxicated. Let's see your driver's license. Just as I thought, haven't got one. You know what this'll cost you? Thirty days... hath September, April, June, and Montana. All the rest have cold weather, except in the summer, which isn't often.
- Rabbit: [singing] All the world was gay, swinging on its way/ Things were looking brighter day by day/ Nothin' ever wrong, life was just a song/ Till that Looney Tune came along/Ohhhhhh, I'm going cuckoo, woo-woo!/ Here comes the choo-choo, woo-woo!/ I'm so gooney, Looney Tuney, tetched in the head/ Please pass the ketchup, I think I'll go to bed!/ Am I the screwball, woo-woo/ Throw me the eightball, woo-woo/ Once I knew a thing or two/now I'm a buckaroo/ Hinky-dinky parlais... vous-woo!
- Rabbit: [disguised as a doctor] Do you have dizzy spells? Do you see spots? Do your ears ring? Are you subject to fits? So am I. Maybe that's what's the matter with me!
- [Last lines]
- Hunter: Come back here and fight like a man! I can lick you and your whole family!
- [Hundreds of rabbits appear with their dukes up; fade out]