J. Farrell MacDonald credited as playing...
Pat O'Hannegan
- Inspector Angus 'Monty' Montague: This is Miss Susannah Sheldon.
- Susannah Sheldon: Just call me Sue.
- Inspector Angus 'Monty' Montague: Now, young lady, we'll have to arrange sleeping quarters for you.
- Pat O'Hannegan: Where would that be, sir?
- Inspector Angus 'Monty' Montague: Your room.
- Pat O'Hannegan: What?
- Susannah Sheldon: Am I to sleep with him?
- Inspector Angus 'Monty' Montague: Oh, no. Pat can sleep out here on the couch.
- Susannah Sheldon: But I wouldn't want to take Mr. Pat's room.
- Inspector Angus 'Monty' Montague: Oh, that's all right. Pat'll be very comfortable, won't you, Pat?
- Pat O'Hannegan: Oh, yes, sir.
- Inspector Angus 'Monty' Montague: Pat, you old pirate! Why didn't you tell me to change uniforms? Why, she's a beauty!
- Pat O'Hannegan: Tell you? I did tell you!
- Inspector Angus 'Monty' Montague: You didn't tell me anything of the kind! That's just the kind of thing you should tell me! When did she get here? You didn't even tell me she was young!
- Pat O'Hannegan: Two days ago.
- Inspector Angus 'Monty' Montague: And I had to be out on patrol. Why, she's beautiful. She's pretty as a picture! You didn't even tell me she had blue eyes! And deep blues eyes at that!
- Susannah Sheldon: What are you making?
- Pat O'Hannegan: Never you mind, now. Curiosity killed a cat, you know.
- Susannah Sheldon: You shouldn't be sewing. That's a woman's work.
- Pat O'Hannegan: Not in the army, doll. That's where I learned it.
- Susannah Sheldon: You men on the force should have wives to do things for you.
- Pat O'Hannegan: I pity the poor girl that would marry a man in this outfit.
- Susannah Sheldon: Why?
- Pat O'Hannegan: They're a no-good lot of heartbreakers, they are.
- Susannah Sheldon: You look very nice.
- Inspector Angus 'Monty' Montague: Thank you, Sue.
- Susannah Sheldon: How do you think I look?
- Inspector Angus 'Monty' Montague: You look very nice, too. Where did you get that dress?
- Susannah Sheldon: Mr. Pat bought it for me.
- Inspector Angus 'Monty' Montague: Well, well, good for Pat.
- Pat O'Hannegan: Thank you, sir.
- Susannah Sheldon: It'd be a nice dress to go to a party in.
- Inspector Angus 'Monty' Montague: You'd be the belle of the ball.
- Susannah Sheldon: If I was invited to a party.
- Pat O'Hannegan: What are you doing? Give me that!
- Susannah Sheldon: But it's only a piece of old buffalo skin I've been using to polish Mr. Monty's boots.
- Inspector Angus 'Monty' Montague: Why, Sue, that's Mr. Pat's pride and joy. It's his toupee!
- Susannah Sheldon: Toupee?
- Inspector Angus 'Monty' Montague: Sure. Show her, Pat.
- Pat O'Hannegan: Yes, sir.
- Inspector Angus 'Monty' Montague: No, no, no, put it on.
- Susannah Sheldon: Oh, it's your hair! I'm awfully sorry! I didn't know! You look so handsome you'd think you'd want to wear it all the time.
- Inspector Angus 'Monty' Montague: Oh, yes, he's a real lady-killer with that on.
- Susannah Sheldon: Here some more ammunition, Mr. Pat.
- Pat O'Hannegan: Thank you, doll. Now get down, get down. No, get behind me.
- Susannah Sheldon: Oh, Mr. Pat, I've looked everywhere, and no one seems to know what's become of Mr. Monty.
- Pat O'Hannegan: Never you mind, now. You've had no rest all night. Sit down, and as soon as I've finished this, I'll get you a bit of breakfast.
- Susannah Sheldon: Oh, I couldn't eat! I better keep looking!
- Susannah Sheldon: He's in love with her!
- Pat O'Hannegan: Aye, me doll, 'tis one of the delightful misfortunes that overtakes the male of the species. 'Tis me that knows.
- Susannah Sheldon: I wish she'd go back where she came from!
- Pat O'Hannegan: Oh, you're jealous, you are.
- Susannah Sheldon: I am not! But she couldn't take care of him the way we do! I'll bet she couldn't even make his bed! And you're not doing it right, either!
- Pat O'Hannegan: Oh, I'm not, ain't I?
- Susannah Sheldon: You haven't the covers up close enough for around his neck. And you should unfold his nightshirt and have it all laid out for him.
- Pat O'Hannegan: What are you trying to do, spoil him? Here, give me that!
- Susannah Sheldon: Oh, Mr. Pat, and I taught him how to dance with her!