- Wilkins: Mr. Topper's in jail, Madam.
- Mrs. Topper: In jail? What for?
- Wilkins: Disturbing the peace, malicious destruction and common drunkenness, Madam.
- Mrs. Topper: And they put him in jail for that?
- Mr. Topper: I appreciate all you've done for me Marian, and I'd appreciate it even more if you never do it again.
- French Taxi Driver: Cet homme a tué une femme!
- Hotel Manager: 'E says zat you 'ave keeled a woman!
- Mr. Topper: Is that any reason for making all this fuss?