- Valerie Blayne: If I don't get $50 by this time tomorrow, I'm going to complain to Equity.
- Mac McClure: Oh, no, no, no. Then there won't be any show.
- Valerie Blayne: Exactly. But if there isn't any show, my boyfriend's going to be awfully disappointed. You know, he still feels badly about the money he lost on that last production of yours starring me, and the only way you can square yourselves is to star me successfully in this. Oh, by the way, he's getting out of Alcatraz in three weeks. And boy, the kind of pineapples he throws don't come from Honolulu.
- Mac McClure: Listen, Valerie, why don't you give us a break. Don't forget what we did for the boyfriend's pals last year in Sing Sing... .
- Marty Allen: Yeah, we went to lot of expense and trouble taking that whole show up there and putting it on for them.
- Valerie Blayne: Yeah, and you started a riot too. They all complained to the Warden - said that the show wasn't in their sentence!